DEH. HIGH FIVE?! YESH!!!! BARF! BARF, BARF, BARF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! Muh, BARF. Oh, please stop! No, God why? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What have you done to me!? My butt feels weird! Am I a cat? I’M A DOG, BARF! [When a cute girl walks by]: Heyyy… ABARBARABRRABRABRBABRABRABAR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…] Hey, what’s going on here? [EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..] Uh… oh, he seems mad. Ha, ho, oh no, oh no, AW SHIT! F*CK YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA FAFAFAAFAFAFAFAAFAFAFAFAFFALAFAFAL BALBRRBBRRLB Er, wow. Bow, woof? [Phone: This is dog.] (Phone EUHHHH) woof, woof woof woof. Woof, woof woof woof? (Low voice)WOOF, BITCH! [Tiredly] Bow… huuuuh Say woof again! SAY WOOF AGAIN! EHEHEHEHEEE Hey Chica, what’s goin’ on? I DUNNO! Aughaaa… Dad, why? Dad, why did you make another one of these, Dad?!

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